"I’m just gonna bullshit it."

my life motto for the past 20 years (via beyleesis)

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alex-of-macedonia:

theplanlaugh:

So my dad has this new idea: Take this wonderful wasabi thing

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Turn it into beautiful, small rectangles, wrap it in laminated paper and put it in a trident box, so that it’ll look like this:

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Give it to someone when they ask you for gum and watch as their mouth burns. Enjoy.

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(via ohdamnangelica)

"I’m the jealous type, you know why? Because remember, we started out as ‘just friends’ too."

Frank Ocean (via ileu)

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I won’t say I’ll never hurt you.

relatable-life-problems:

Chances are I will. I’ll make mistakes. I’ll break promises. I’ll fight with you. I’ll make you scream. I’ll make you not want to be with me anymore. But even so, I will always learn from my mistakes. I’ll never give up on us. I’ll always apologize. I’ll always love you. I’m not perfect. I never will be. But I also don’t want to be dishonest and promise you things I can’t keep. I’d rather show you my faults and try to make up for them.

(via kathy-ha)

"Poetry doesn’t have to rhyme, it just has to touch someone where your hands couldn’t."

Rudy Akbarian  (via confusingmisery)

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at a restaurant while u high like

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"can i order this"

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"would you like a soup or a salad?"

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"WHATS A SUPER SALAD"

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